For the past three weeks, Birdie had been jumping through hoops like a circus dog. Struggling to understand the undecipherable instructions, she prayed that her inability to comprehend wouldn’t land her in prison. And the deadline was moving faster than she was.
Birdie was filling out reports on her computer –one of the requirements for the annual IRS tax ritual for small businesses. She noticed that in the instructions, there was a note under the subheading–Paper Reduction Act, with an estimate of how long it should take the average person to complete each form. Birdie thought the estimate sounded a bit optimistic, and she was sure they hadn’t factored in actually reading the instructions. She wondered how they had arrived at that estimate. Had a real person been their test dummy? Perhaps, someone from the IRS had tacked a help wanted flyer on a telephone pole in an economically challenged neighborhood.
Wanted: Person to test the model for on-line IRS report. Unfamiliarity with tax language a plus. Must exhibit a lack of self-confidence when dealing with computers, and a general ineptness at doing anything in which accuracy counts. If checking a box marked SUBMIT causes you to break out in a cold sweat, you may be just the one we are looking for.
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